bazinger

A derogatory term directed at Sheldons, the true intellectuals. This word has since been taken back by the Sheldons, and is a term of endearment among them.

What's up, my Bazinger.
You're not a Sheldon, say it with an "a".

by yung_chad April 16, 2019

Space-Batin'

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

by bobo76 January 10, 2010

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

Baking up some deliciousness

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."

by Kid J January 9, 2009