Bastardized
Bastardized by Eggman26 January 2, 2026
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An individual “recreationally” using a high dose of the drug Xanax (Alprazolam). Such people are unable to form coherent sentences, speak at inappropriate volume, and fail to remember a conversation lasting more than five seconds. Motor coordination, memory, and emotional control are completely absent.
Xanax is often is sold in the shape of a rectangular tablet, known as “bars”. The profound mental stupor this drug induces at high doses, combined with the form factor yield the term “bartard”.
Common scenarios for bartards include: Making life-ruining decisions with casual indifference, waking up in jail, overdosing, stealing random things from retail stores, waking up with food in their bed, catching STDs/STIs, “losing” their pills after blacking out and eating all of them.
Xanax is often is sold in the shape of a rectangular tablet, known as “bars”. The profound mental stupor this drug induces at high doses, combined with the form factor yield the term “bartard”.
Common scenarios for bartards include: Making life-ruining decisions with casual indifference, waking up in jail, overdosing, stealing random things from retail stores, waking up with food in their bed, catching STDs/STIs, “losing” their pills after blacking out and eating all of them.
Kyle used to be fun to party with, but ever since he became a full-time bartard I’ve been ghosting him. Last time I invited him over, he punched a hole in my wall and then threw glass bottles off my balcony.
bartard by shouldbeworking May 13, 2026
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PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION
An expansion of TRANSCENDENTAL PERMUTATION GRAMMAR.
HOMONYSTIC SAME SOUNDING WORDS OR EVEN PHRASES INCLUDED and WORDS SPELLED THE SAME PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY.
TRANSCENSION of OTHER ALPHABETS.
ALL AI IS MESSED UP BY HOMONYMS as thar seems to be a REAL ISSUE.
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SENTIENT WORLD
Scary as it seens ANAL ALAN the J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE is not the only EXPERIMENTAL SENTIENT CREATOR as there are others who have the ability to PINPOINT ALL LIFE EXPERIENCES IN A CERTAIN WAY as this is a LONELY PLANET FOR THE SENTIENT CREATORS AND USING PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION iforrns SUBSTANTIVES that are irrefutable for SIMULATION , PROGNOSTICATION AND SUBSTANTIATION.
SIGN LANGUAGE ...YOU CAN SEE...SHOW THE WORDS OR PHRASES
THIS : RESORTS WORLD MANDALAY BAY ATTACK PUSHED MALAY US FLAG IN COMBINATION AS IT ALWAYS LOOKED.
HOMONYSTIC SAME SOUNDING WORDS OR EVEN PHRASES INCLUDED and WORDS SPELLED THE SAME PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY.
TRANSCENSION of OTHER ALPHABETS.
ALL AI IS MESSED UP BY HOMONYMS as thar seems to be a REAL ISSUE.
It take EONS to learn every language alphabets and characters so the PHONETICS in your LANGUAGE shall be expressed. G00GLE TRANSLATE is the most effective way for PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION as with this tool this becomes a near UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOD TRANSCENDENTAL SET which can be used quite handily to form IRREFUTABLE SUBSTANTIVES without having to use a methodology thst does not give to too easy EFFORTS and has way too high an OPPORTUNITY COST a lot of times the MULTIPLE EVENTS SIMULTANEOUS.
SENTIENT WORLD
Scary as it seens ANAL ALAN the J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE is not the only EXPERIMENTAL SENTIENT CREATOR as there are others who have the ability to PINPOINT ALL LIFE EXPERIENCES IN A CERTAIN WAY as this is a LONELY PLANET FOR THE SENTIENT CREATORS AND USING PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION iforrns SUBSTANTIVES that are irrefutable for SIMULATION , PROGNOSTICATION AND SUBSTANTIATION.
SIGN LANGUAGE ...YOU CAN SEE...SHOW THE WORDS OR PHRASES
THIS : RESORTS WORLD MANDALAY BAY ATTACK PUSHED MALAY US FLAG IN COMBINATION AS IT ALWAYS LOOKED.
PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION is the most accurate way to communicate in ANY LANGUAGE as it saves an inordinate amount of time , it allows for TRUE ORDINAL DECLARATIONS , INTERROGATIVES, EXPLANATIONS AND THE BEST SEX. The way it works as it abolished even though they are letters , have different words without the diacritical marks as it greatly narrows down (as put in column form how many inclusive and a big rule is too using like in a song ECONOMY OF WORDS as by using the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT TECHNIQUE inside this it brings even more potency to the expression and finally the last which is worthy of a second definition.
AI IS TOTALLY THROWN THROUGH A LOOP WITH THIS PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION as it xan be said in many different ways sounding the same but having a tremendous difference in meaning. I won't give any examples as the favoritism is anyway COOKED INTO URBAN DICKTIONARY. The final method is A TOTAL CONTRADICTION of REMOVING DIACRITICAL MARKS as this is one of the most difficult WORDS FORMATION SPELLED the same with different meanings as HETERONYMS they are but most people xan only think of but A FEW. OF course now using the PHONETIC SPELLINGS is the biggest key.
AI IS TOTALLY THROWN THROUGH A LOOP WITH THIS PHRASEOLOGY LANGUAGE BASTARDIZATION as it xan be said in many different ways sounding the same but having a tremendous difference in meaning. I won't give any examples as the favoritism is anyway COOKED INTO URBAN DICKTIONARY. The final method is A TOTAL CONTRADICTION of REMOVING DIACRITICAL MARKS as this is one of the most difficult WORDS FORMATION SPELLED the same with different meanings as HETERONYMS they are but most people xan only think of but A FEW. OF course now using the PHONETIC SPELLINGS is the biggest key.
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