Bahoomjafax

Bahoomjafax is known as the acctual sound of fat bouncing up and down while one(of stocky stature) walks and/or jumps.

"wht's that?"
"bahoomjafax....bahoomjafax!"
"Nvm, its just Tim that fat fuck."

by ScRom May 15, 2006

bahoonies

boob breast tit tatta

a large set of womans breasts.

That woman i work with, man she has a great set of Bahoonies, i wouldnt mind having fun with those.

by Dj Soda Pop May 1, 2007

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

Bafoon

Dumbass dork brains, brains attached to their ass. An insult to baboons.

"I know that movie, the main character is that chick with the blonde hair" ......You bafoon!

by Me...the Inventor April 5, 2005