Jackhammer

A rather dangerous looking dildo that is used mainly by females that could be described as an alisa

hey dude i heard about that girl. watch out for the jackhammer.

by General Bradley January 22, 2005

Jackhammer

When jacking off so close to a girls face, that your motions continually hit her in the face, in a constant punching rythm.

Suzy pissed me off, so when we were done, i jackhammered her bitch ass.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Banhammer

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz), and the high-pitched ATYO (annoying twelve year old) from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit over 9000. Beware the hammer.

Guy 1: Hey what's up?
Guy 2: I was fucking banhammered. >:(
Mom: Use appropriate language!
Guy 1: Was there a mod?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up of course there was a motherfucking mod.
*Guy 2 has been banned from chat for: Inappropriate language*
Guy 1: Dude you just got banned in real life.
Guy 2: ...

by Ri shai koi nallsh December 20, 2010

Jackhammer Tilt-a-Whirl

A sexual position in which one partner (usually male) spins rapidly on their genitals in the same way the ride Tilt-a-Whirl spins around it's center.

Mid-coitus, he stopped thrusting, and pulled off a Jackhammer Tilt-a-Whirl.

by Jaytheking May 19, 2020

Rhodesian Jackhammer

A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.

3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!

by DTRJ January 30, 2017

jackhammer

Jackhammer is a really fast shooting shotgun which can open doors. Usually used by special assault teams of the police.

A. Wow that's been fun
B: Yeah, he hammered the door open like jack himself

by jackhammerboy October 13, 2003

banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005