babon

A Cockney pet

I love that poor babon.

by mikiemike1 October 3, 2008

Baboon Butt

When a man fucks a woman from behind so hard that her butt turns all red.

"Reid fucked me so hard that I had Baboon Butt for a week...it was great."

by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

baboon

To Baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked buttocks. The victim's posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the Hamadryas baboon.

Geoff was just picking up his towel when Al and I gave him a run-up Babooning - man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!

by doyouknowtheowenbrothers? November 30, 2006

Alaskan Baboon

Sexual act that involves one person covering themselves in their partner's feces from head to toe leaving only the buttocks area clean. Anal sex then proceeds.

She wanted to do a Dirty Sanchez, but I recommended the Alaskan Baboon. She was all over that.

by Frooch January 9, 2008

Baboob

Baboon with a heart-shaped butt

If you squint really hard, you should be able to see the baboobs.

by Veekton April 13, 2010

Baboob

When a man or woman has too much back fat, and they wear a tight shirt or tank top, making it look like they have boobs on their back.

Yo man look at that chick over there, shes got huge baboobs!

by 17.5man May 16, 2010