One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!
Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.
by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008
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by Bazzle March 6, 2005
Get the bouldered mug.Someone who cynically grandstands about their unpleasant childhood, by way of fishing for pity or giving an apologia for their heartless or anti-social behaviour. Very trendy in a postmodernist climate. From the character in Dickens' "Hard Times".
Look at that kid on the TV saying that he wouldn't have killed the kid on a joyride if his own mummy had loved him a bit more. What a perfect little Bounderby.
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Get the smoking bolders mug.A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.
You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.
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by Sir Dewey December 13, 2009
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I think Janice's boulderholder is also bulletproof.
I think Janice's boulderholder is also bulletproof.
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