Boulderite 

One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!

Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.

Boulderite by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008

boulderite 

A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.

You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.

boulderite by Little DN October 19, 2006

Bouldercitrus

A grapefruit. Grapefruit is an improper name for such a majestic fruit that is large and of the citrus family.

Hey, grab me a few bouldercitruses from the table, we can eat them later.

Bouldercitrus by Sir Dewey December 13, 2009

bouldering 

Sport originally derived from sport climbing, consisting in short sequences of "moves" (movements of the arms allowing the body to be moved up a climbing wall, a rock boulder or even a house wall) that requires huge levels of strenght on the forearms & fingers, and different special tecniques. This sequence is normally called a "problem". The climber is not roped, and the only protection allowed is a thick foam mattress called "crashpad". Bouldering problems rarely go higher than 3 or 4 meters above the ground.

"Solving" a problems often forces to make unlikely movements, like "pinching" a hold with your heels, or literally jumping from hold to hold (doing a "dyno"). Style is important, but what really counts is to reach the last hold (the "top")

Bouldering was developed in the 60's in France and in California (by John Gill, the "human fly") as a pastime for bored rock climbers in off-season. In the 90's, however, the growth of indoor climbing walls (often homemade) and rock climbing gyms has made bouldering popular with the urban / hip-hop crowd, transforming it - in France and UK - in a "signature" sport like skateboarding. Part of the popularity of bouldering is due to the fact that it's being quite cheap - the only thing you need is a pair of climbing shoes (and the crashpad if you're bouldering outdoor).

There's a lively competition circuit around the world, and there are now bouldering sites (often simple concrete walls) almost in every city of the world. In fact, bouldering is now more a urban sport than an outdoor activity.

I'm going to a bouldering event tonight

bouldering by Korman643 August 27, 2005

bouldering 

The act of one man bashing his testicles against the testicles of another man, sometimes for comedic purposes, but most often for sexual gratification.

Dude... I was totally bouldering with Jared last night and it was WAY hot, but now my ballbag is all bruised.

bouldering by zombieman May 17, 2018

Bouldering 

A type of Rock Climbing that started when a group of drunk guys camping bet each other they couldn't get on top of a boulder.

Jerry: Damn it John! You kicked the hackey sack on top of that boulder!... I bet you can't get it.

John: I bet you I can!

...and Bouldering was born.

Bouldering by Dirt Bag Dude February 8, 2013

bouldering 

A sexual act involving the passing of fecal matter between two or more peoples mouths.

Dude, I totally went bouldering with this chick last night.

bouldering by eatatomato February 9, 2010