Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

by zomgmouse April 02, 2010

simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

boils my parsnips

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

Boiling Chicken Nuggets

When a task is very easy but the end results are not at all satisfying.

Person 1: Hey did you play halo 5?
Person 2: Yeah, but it was like boiling chicken nuggets.

by Someonewhoisn'tsomeoneElse May 14, 2016

Boiling my water

the act of someone's getting on your nerves; pissing you off.

guy1 : Yo dude i heard you was gunna beat john up what happened ?

guy2 : lil punk was Boiling my water man , juss wanted to choke him.

guy1 : thats some uncool shit on his part man.

guy2 : damn right dude.

by chuck_ch March 01, 2009

Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.

-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."

by Geozz June 19, 2018

boil your bunny

It's a metaphor used to designate that some obsessive maniac loser is stalking you.

Person A:OMG!That weirdo we met the other day has been insistantly ringing me every single day and also sending me all these emails asking me to go out with him.
Person B:Oh geez!He's so gonna boil your bunny.

by 8inches October 04, 2005