Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.

Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".

by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013

bear hug

A hugging method by wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure, typically enough to render the target's upper arms immoble. Mostly used in to either show affection or immoblize a person for any other reason.

I just gave Alissa a bear hug. She couldn't move her arms to hug back.

by Zigbigidorlu April 12, 2005

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

Bear Lounge

A lounge located on the third floor of holy angles, maily occupied by addictive chewers and tobacco goers. Grizzly is sported often. Pools of saliva cover the floors and it smells of strong fragrence.

I want to go throw a monster in, in the Bear Lounge

by Pill Wagle October 26, 2010

Bear Flu

Illnesses which are spread around at bear run conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to bear flu.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Kennel Cough", but this is more specific to bear runs.

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching bear flu.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.

Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!

by JesusLice December 14, 2009