balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.

Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.

by Steverson January 19, 2008

Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020

Balls made of dave portnoy

A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop

Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish

Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!

Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....

by OldeTimer August 23, 2020

Ballsack

Something that hangs out of your scrotum. 2 egg like balls attached to some wires

My ballsack got stuck in the car door

by Mr. Man Bottum April 30, 2022

Joey Balls

Joey Balls is an individual with such distended balls that he can cover his entire man cannon with his ball skin.

Jebediah: Did you see that fella cover his penis with his ball skin?

Me: Oh yeah Joey Balls!

by Joey Balls May 21, 2010

Baja Balls

When an individual delicately yet precisely submerges thy testicles into a frigid bubbly cup of Taco Bell's Baja Blast then proceeds to allow a significant other to gently yet sufficiently and effectively suckle and swallow the said Baja Blast from thy nuts while having a second cup of Baja Blast showered slowly over their dome piece.

Guy 1: "Aye homie did that bitch give you head last night?"
Guy 2: "Na she felt heroic so she gave me Baja Balls, it was legendary."

by rubengreen July 20, 2013

Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010