awesmom

an awesome mom

Brian: Dude, didn't Dave's mom catch you guys smoking weed last nite?
Ben: Yeah she did, but instead of being mad she finished the joint with us!
Brian: Wow. What an awesmom!

by cliffdogg March 23, 2010

Awesome blanket time

When a girl (or guy) masturbates under the covers.

Awesome blanket time is great

by Jesserella December 7, 2010

Awesome sexiness

A male who emanates sexy. Usually a chick magnet. Also tends to have amazing genitals.

Chuck Norris is awesome sexiness, justin beiber is not.

by ShadoxI January 9, 2012

Awesome Square Law

A mathematical relationship that states the following: When two entities of awesomeness come into contact with each other, the result is something super-awesome that is the square of the total awesomeness each one brought individually.

When Batman and Superman combined forces to fight evil, the awesome square law went into effect and created an unstoppable force of good.

Other examples of the Awesome Square Law include:
1. Kenan and Kel
2. Simon and Garfunkel
3. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
4. Karl Malone and John Stockton
5. Bert and Ernie

by kirupa February 4, 2013

awesome comp

adj.
1. deriving from the term "comparable", this phrase is used to proclaim a positive reaction

-"I just got my appraisal license!"
-"Awesome comp, bro!"

by Lil' Knotty June 7, 2014

Awesome Wallpapers

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.

Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?

by fatpork October 21, 2021

Awesome sauce

Something you should never say to a girl you're trying to get with.

You: Hey wanna come over?
A girl: Sure!
You: Awesome sauce!
A girl: Actually I'm busy washing my grandma that day sorry.

by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023