Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Awardal

(a-ward-ul)

verb.

1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.

The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder.

by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014

the nicky t award

a prize awarded to the biggest shandy ass, the lazyiest bitch and the most uneventful, cartoon collecting teenager...who cant be assed walking 20 yards to the pub.

congratulations, you've won tonights nicky t award for being a little bitch

by spoof June 7, 2003

Awardising

When Singapore parents proudly (or boastfully) display their child’s “academic achievement” or “leadership or volunteering award” on Facebook to tell the world how “exam-smart,” “inspiring,” or “caring” he or she is—or maybe to boost their own fragile egos.

Besides showcasing on social media the exotic food they’ve partaken of, or the branded goods they’ve purchased, during their overseas trips, few vain Singaporeans would miss awardising their children’s school achievements, desiring to get dozens of likes from friends and fans.

by MathPlus May 3, 2018

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

Awaad

A beast who supports only the best teams in the world. His choice of movies are literally the best. No one can compare to his charm.

"Yo, you see that guy over there? He's an Awaad."

by Geniuskid258 November 17, 2019