assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

asinile

the act of being both senile and asinine at the same time

wow this trump supporter is so asinile

by wordmasta123bate August 21, 2020

Avina

Avina is a gorgeous athletic girl, she does not care what anybody thinks about her. And she is living her best life. She’s gonna have a perfect future with the cutest kids and the sexiest husband.

Avina is perfect the way she is

by Smd. May 25, 2020

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

Skinned Absinthe

The drink Absinthe, chilled, then served poured over your lovers skin, ie. foreplay

To start the night right, he laid his baby down, and drank his fill of Skinned Absinthe...

by TheRicky September 5, 2008

absinthe-minded

Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)

"I locked my keys in my car again--too many years of drinking have made me absinthe-minded."

by Cinzi November 30, 2009