autopaedophilia

Wanking whilst looking at pictures of oneself as a child

Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...

by Dee_Em September 10, 2010

autolatrist

A person who worships him or her self.

In etymology, it is broken down like this:

Prefix - auto - self
Suffix - latrist - to worship
Source: Aula Naevia Nerina, Indiana

Bruce is such an autolatrist because he is always checking himself out in the mirror. Heaven forbid his hair be out of place. . . He's got to look good for those girls.

by Aula Naevia Nerina November 10, 2008

autoappendectomy

The act of removing ones own appendix.

When contemplating autoappendectomy, be sure you have all the necessary materials - scalpel, forceps, sutures, sterile surgical environment - and a very stout constitution.

by skepsci December 9, 2008

autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 3, 2013

autobazungalingus

self oral stimulation of the nipples. Pronounces "autobuzungalinus"

"Dude, look at that bitch, she's performing autobazungalingus!"

by Fargo403A January 22, 2006

automator

The primary alias of a defiant being who excels at computing. He is in charge of the devious online gaming and hacking community known as di. He is known for his sparse ammount of communication and massive ammount of ownage. A good portion of the time he can be seen sticking out in a group of white-named newbs trying to boost his self-esteem.

el33seven: what does DI stand for
-=di=-Automator: k

by lol im automator September 1, 2008

automatic

An fully automatic firearm.

De automatic, get de automatic
Disrespect, from emcees, me nah go have it
De automatic, get de automatic
Tonight a rapper gwan die

-KRS-ONE

by the-mastermind April 10, 2011