HAM

someone that hates azns and does ._. all the time

ham is leet

by ,_, December 11, 2003

HAM

Hard as a Mothfucka. Essentially, being very passionate about something. The term derives from a vernacular of English language known as Ebonics. It was made popular by an American popular artist and international megalomaniac named Kanye West.

Maria goes HAM during her performances

by MadmanBlanco November 27, 2014

ham

Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.

It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:

1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.

"Ohh, with that emo cut and tight jeans, he's so ham!"

by Synthetikax May 05, 2007

ham

A tasty treat.

Let's eat some ham for dinner!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

the ham

Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.

"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"

by trojan_man007 August 07, 2008

ham

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"

by dorianX January 25, 2009

ham

n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is

Rupert Grint loves ham.
I love ham.
Quit being such a ham!
You ham it up too much.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 02, 2003