The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.
by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011

a term for a person who has a space related job. originated from the book Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, in which the main characters were astros working for the JMC.
"How's Dave doing these days?"
"Dunno, haven't heard from him. He's gone off to Midas as an astro now."
"Dunno, haven't heard from him. He's gone off to Midas as an astro now."
by officer_ironballs July 23, 2021

A bad idea.
by I love cats 123 February 20, 2022

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011
