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Astro

Verb, to take something that isn't yours and lie about it
Listerine, a well known leaker, was doing an Astro before it was invented
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Astro

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astro is so cool
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astro is astro
astro is cool
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Astro Juggernaut

Okay… This guy is from the Skibidi Toilet Series, not much to said about him. First appearance on episode 72 to save the stupid of Astro Detainer of getting kill against G-Toilet 4.0. He has children, in which one of them was seriously injured o even dead after episode 75. He make a big appearance in episode 77 to fight Upgraded Titan Tvman, where this guy steals his laser canon but Juggernaut wins anyway. He was going to kill Titan Tvman but the Skibidi Armada appear with G-Toilet 5.0 to help.
Astro Juggernaut… “That was your best soldier!?…”
by Wartrip Tay May 16, 2025
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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.
I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight
by Zynxos March 12, 2024
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.astro._1

.astro._1 aka my fav mutual on tiktok.i love them so much, they are also pretty funny ig🙄thanks for carrying me in genshin and being one of my coolest friend<33 arigato uwu
gyere jatszani .astro._1 rage
by fischlmain June 30, 2021
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