asslee

Ashlee May Newhouse!!

That asslee is wack!!

by awesome!! March 28, 2009

Assplant

Ass implants...

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?

by Pms4780 July 24, 2018

Asspenis

A person who is the opposite of an

Aw, Nick is such an asspenis

by Joverlord July 26, 2019

assplay

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

by crimson October 14, 2003

assplosion

when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.

After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!

by geowoman71 October 8, 2014

assler

someone who is named skylar, and is also a huge ass.

alex: hey, that guy skylar is an ass.

britt: ya, his nickname is assler!

by brittbsit08 July 27, 2009

assclerk

A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.

Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.

Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.

Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.

Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye

by Dick Suckemson September 12, 2010