asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003

assicide

A homicide that can be justified because the victim was a complete asshole.

Donna: Did you hear there was a murder in St Peter's yesterday?
Steph: The one about that pedo who raped all those kids?
Donna: Yeah.
Steph: Well who cares then, it was only assicide.

by dust.dust.dust.09 September 26, 2009

asschode

1. a really dum person u wuld most likely meet on places such as,
-Track
-Xbox Live
- the mall
2.a person who thinks they are popular
3.A group of people who argue over the definiton of chode

1.Wow! You do track? your an asschode
2. Bro ur not good ur just an asschode
3."I talked to John im popular"- This is an ASSCHODE
4.Chode is a short and stubby penis... NO its the same thing as gooch--- ASSCHODES

by aka Mr. Fresh October 24, 2007

aspic

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

by b what u r October 3, 2007

assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

asschin

jackass who torments aol chatrooms

damngoodlookin is an asschin

by bobby jane January 18, 2003

asschaff

the bits of toilet stuck in your ass after you wipe it! hehehe

you piece of asschaff

by Anonymous August 28, 2003