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cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.
Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!
by Truckpipe770 January 4, 2009
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amnesian

the state of having amnesia
David: Dude, do you remember that one time when we went to Busch Gardens and you were too chicken to go on sheikra?

Brian: Uhh no, man. Have you forgotten that I'm amnesian?
by ilikepieee May 24, 2009
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stomach amnesia

your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.

a valid excuse for greedy people.
Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!

Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.
by beatboxx April 26, 2011
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spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.
"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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annessa

Weird girl that loves teal wayyy too much and normally really likes someone but doesn't tell her bestfriends and she can sometimes read your mind. She normally has green eyes, blonde, and very very short.
Omg you're being such an annessa
by Dork panda131 February 12, 2017
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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion February 28, 2011
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Voter Amnesia

When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.
Voter amnesia is very common in the United States.
by Spicyspectrum April 28, 2021
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