high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk

1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."

by Lets Winter March 30, 2013

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

altoids

code name fo weed biach!

damn homie i need some altoids

by ABBA ZABBA December 19, 2004

AltairMike

An AltairMike is an amazing person, who is very intelligent and humorous. He always looks good, and never manages to fail anybody.

"I just met an AltairMike today!"

by AltairMike June 19, 2016

altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong

Look at you, your such an altoid!

by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008

Nissan Altima

The type of car that somebody with an 8 inch penis or bigger drives. Also can pick up hella bitches.

That guy has to drive a Nissan Altima

by Bigballer1234 July 12, 2018

altituded

Being high on drugs while in flight on an airplane.

"How was the flight to Sacramento?"
"Great, dude. I was so altituded!"

by ubba... July 10, 2007