agnessa

A beautiful young soul, that is waiting for her right soulmate. Cares for others more than she cares for herself. Who keeps everything she feels inside, and acts out the worst on the outside.

I met this girl that acted just like an Agnessa.

by JH33 July 3, 2010

devout agnostic

(Verb) You've reached the point where you just ain't worried about nothing. And all lies faithful people tell you don't matter but at the same time atheism doesn't seem interesting enough.

When you don't believe in the bible. And you realize that if Adam and Eve existed, that means there kids would of had to inbreed which is looked down upon in the bible. And where were dinosaurs at this point? However at the same time you don't believe something was made from nothing, hence the Big Bang. So you come to the conclusion that life is too complex to put a real answer behind it. Thus, you are a devout agnostic.

by ~M.W. November 15, 2013

Adnesia

While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.

"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"

by Tugrik March 7, 2009

agressive rainbow queef

The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.

Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef
Tod: Nasty!

by Rybuscle December 27, 2014

Agressive studying

When you study for an exam, but with your mean face on, so that people know you're being agressive about it.

Have you studied for the anatomy final yet?
My man, not only. I went full agressive studying about that.

by ToldYaIllMakeItAThing January 2, 2020

shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.

Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.

by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010

adolescent amnesia

The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.

Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010