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Alternative Facts

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022
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soft alternative

An alternative rock genre that's quieter than normal alternative rock. Kind of like Hard Alternative(or Alternative Metal) that's louder than normal Alternative rock. Bands like Bastille, Mumford and Sons and Bleachers. Soft Alternative generally leans more toward folk rock, synthpop, new wave and pop rock than hard rock and metal like Hard Alternative.
Soft Alternative is really popular in the 2010's.
by fartfootnugent September 7, 2017
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High Park Alternative school

Is an alternative elementary school in Toronto. filled with lots of fun down to earth kids. the teachers are amazing and funny! its a incredibly small school that usually gets picked on for no reason. but overall a decent school.
"did you hear she goes to High Park Alternative school?!?! #girlboss, she's so amazing"
by Thekoolestkid1234567 June 16, 2021
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alternative

Someone or something that goes against the mainstream and classification. An alternative person cannot be grouped as emo, punk, goth, prep, hippie, nerd, or any other stereotypical group.
Also refers to music. Alternative music is not part of any other genre. Therefore, it cannot be called grunge, punk, metal, pop , etc. Most alternative bands are indie.
Alternative band include: The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Bloc Party, Snow Patrol, the Postal Service, Rage Against the Machine.
Antonyms: Green Day, the Spice Girls, Killswitch Engage, etc.
by Mister Know-it-all January 5, 2006
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Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.
Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"
by GF October 7, 2005
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alterna-fag

one who tries to blend the realms of being nu-metal, goth, emo, and alternative. The end result is an abomination far worse than the above mentioned monstrosities.
The wild alterna-fag will listen to a sitting of the heaviest shit known to a wooly mammoths anus while crying tears of blood and hate, all this occurs while fat ghostly looking "females" claim odd stances on things.
by A WEB'D WAR MACHINE July 3, 2007
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Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich
Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018
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