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basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
by MILLER604M May 21, 2021
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Chartered Accountant

The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!
YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️
by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021
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blow-by-blow account

"I heard some bad shit went down at the part. My friend gave me a blow-by-blow account."
by inthespacesbetween November 24, 2009
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no-account

Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you.
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accord

Yo kevin yur gonna let me sleep with yur girl rite?, we have an accord?
by INdianCOnNECTION January 3, 2004
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Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!
by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010
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Rudeboi account

A secondary account for when you already have an existing primary account for most commonly, but not limited to, an internet forum.

A rudeboi account is created for committing acts of 'rudeness' aka trolling which you would otherwise not use your primary account for incase of a ban, (note that acts of rudeness are limited to a sub-IP ban level) or you're to scared to post the matter at hand on your main account in fear of what other people have to say, so a covert means of posting is required.
Big Ron: I'ma go be rude on ye olde forums
Sneaky Jim: I SURE HOPE YOU'RE USING YOUR RUDEBOI ACCOUNT! BBQ RIB AMIRITE?
Big Ron: def

Poopin' Jack: I'm worried if I post this subject of high personal importance people will be angry and flame me. Better use my rudeboi account!
by AnonymousJihad May 16, 2009
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