avril lover are fucking retards. little ten year old kiddies that think avril is hardcore punk. little doushes that wear all black, wear converse shoes, and wifebeaters and CARRY skateboards around. poser little bitches, that have been brainwashed by the media.
by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005
Get the avril lover mug."I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do!" -Avril Lavigne
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A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons.
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image.
Don't even know what punk rock is first of all.
Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me!!
That's so pathetic.
Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like?
I don't wanna know!
Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk!
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril! Rock on! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie!
Me: Go screw you guys..
Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face!
Me: Sure, and then I will die or what?
Avril: Yeah! That's, like, so true, dude!
Me: *Punching Avril in the face*
And Avril dies. *Doing the wave*
Moahhahahahaha....
by rancid_fan July 14, 2006
Get the Avril Lavigne mug.A Canadian pop singer who gets categorized as punk by the mainstream media because of her general appearance and image. She tends to get bashed by most punk fans and is considered a poseur and tends to be contradictory.
by Boxcar1565 February 5, 2008
Get the avril lavigne mug.Avril Lavigne is a Canadian singer who released her first CD in 2002. She has a fanbase across the world due to her talent and her "Fuck you I'll do what I want" personality. Many people believe she is a "Wannabe punk star" when she states in many interviews she is not punk or trying to be punk, seriously you guys need to get over yourselves <3. She has four studio albums and is releasing her 5th this year (2013). Avril has never lip synced except in music videos cause you are kind of forced to.
Person 1)"Have you heard Avril Lavignes new single"
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"
Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"
Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "
by Adelf Heetler August 27, 2013
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by Andrulf April 16, 2007
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funny how she thinks she's punk when just a few years back she was a cheerleader.
also interesting how in all of her videos she has to shove at least one person. yeah don't mess with avril she's tough... try too hard much?...
similarly, is dating fellow canadian wannabe derek from sum 41. the two should get together and form their own pop band.
funny how she thinks she's punk when just a few years back she was a cheerleader.
also interesting how in all of her videos she has to shove at least one person. yeah don't mess with avril she's tough... try too hard much?...
similarly, is dating fellow canadian wannabe derek from sum 41. the two should get together and form their own pop band.
by cash goat July 16, 2008
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