Dirty Andon

The act of using telekineses to place marijuana and crystal meth inside a tube and blasting it into someones ass. Also known as an anal andon.

I think I'm constipated, but I want to feel good so why not perform a Dirty Andon?!

by Chinkyboy321 February 15, 2023

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Eid er por kothor andolon

Something that has been carefully planned and discussed for the future, but everyone involved knows it will completely fail or postponed.

Every year the trip we plan after finals is like Eid er por kothor andolon!

by masudbhalohoyegelo July 16, 2021

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Andover is a town in Massachusetts just north of Boston known for being filled with wealthy white kids. The popular kids started sending nudes when they were in the third grade, the asians are cool but the amount of them can be overwhelming, and everyone else is on antidepressants. To top it all off there's a serious herorin problem here, they made a whole documentary about drug use specifically in our town. I have a family friend who saw someone die of an overdose on main street, so we got that going for us. Seeing a girl in our town wearing something other than lululemon leggings is like seeing a unicorn, it's not necessarily a bad thing but none of them actually do yoga. Whenever i see a kid wearing a vineyard vines sweatshirt i always stop and wonder; "Do they actually like that sweatshirt or do they just want everyone to know their dad owns a yacht?"

Lawrence kid: "So where are you from?"
Andover kid: "I'm from Andover but i swear i'm not rich"

by iactuallylikeandover August 18, 2018

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North Andover

North Andover is a rich ass town with two kinds of people in it. Either you're rich and don't appreciate it or you struggle to afford even fitting in at the public schools. Girls say either say they are sluts, but aren't really or they say they are the most innocent person ever and wear short shots and try to get with every guy. Guys are super bored with their lives and do something to themselves that will get other people's attention. And anybody who can actually afford a car gets cars that look way better than the teachers' cars in high school. There's also 2 types of people in North Andover. You're either really innocent and don't know shit about the real world or you know EVERYTHING and waste your knowledge on asking for certain pictures on snap chat and smoking cocaine. Also the people who are rich are best friends with EVERY teacher at school and always get good grades and the people who are average or less with money are not liked by the teachers and get average grades and have average everything.

Me-"what town do you live in?"
Person- "Lawrence, you?"
Me-"North Andover."
Person-"Oh that's a rich town."

by Some anonymous person in NA June 4, 2017

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Andover

Andover (Phillips Academy) is a shack that Samuel Phillips built with the money of his rich uncle, John Phillips under the condition that his school, Andover, would be a good ROUGH DRAFT for Phillips Exeter Academy.

Using Andover, which turned out to be a fairly good ROUGH DRAFT, John Phillips invested his own money (unlike is poor nephew) to build his own school and called it Phillips Exeter Academy. It's the final draft of what Samuel Phillips initially started with his uncle's money.

OH WOW! ANDOVER LOOKS LIKE A ROUGH DRAFT OF EXETER! I WONDER WHY!

Mommy, why are Exeter and Andover both called Phillips Academy when Andover was built 3 years earlier?

Honey! It was built as a rough draft for Exeter! Exeter's the final draft in every aspect!

Exeter is to Andover as final draft is to rough draft.

by socalizzGOOD July 15, 2010

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