Passolini Alfredo

A phrase used to pass on an offering such as an invitation or a gift.

Pronounced pass-o-lee-nee al-fray-doe

Person 1: You wanna go listen to a bird chirp outside?
Person 2: thanks but I’m gonna passolini alfredo

by mattypVA October 13, 2022

Hovering Alfred

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.

They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.

by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008

Alfred

A person whom after a shit load of drinks will say that if your parentes ever die, he will adopt you. Even if you are older than him

Alfred: You know what?

Not Batman yet: no, what?

Alfred: I will friggin' adopt you if your parentes ever die

by Alfred_III_of_Birchnessfalls December 19, 2014

Alfred

Someone whose mind is rivaled by none. Able to solve any problem without much effort. The classic mastermind or brains of any operation. The guy you can rely on to get out of any sticky situation.

Tony, who is the Alfred of your group?

Hey Franky, how did your boy pull an Alfred with the cops?

by ZeroT June 12, 2011

Alfred

Alfred is a very good friend and he will be there for you. he likes sports and fortnite .if you ever meet a Alfred stay cool with him.

dude 1: Alfred is a real friend

dude2: i wish he was my friend

by cassy lover March 29, 2019

Alfie Animations

someone with 4 brain tumors and somehow still alive. He wears a bowtie and apparantly young girls think he
's the sexist thing ever. He does animations and the funny man. Big funny.

Harold : Have you seen Alfie Animations yesterday?
Terry : Yes his content is entertaining Harold I must say.

by puka :D February 13, 2021

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021