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alabama roomba

The act of using your cousins back to sweep the floor while you're riding his dick.
That Alabama Roomba sure leaves a floor shiny
by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018
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Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
by Terio Marin May 14, 2016
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alabama china

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes tonight!
by CainisAble August 7, 2016
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alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.
by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020
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Alabama mountain

When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night
by Kirstc3 October 1, 2021
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Alabama nigga

Chris’s grandpa or black people who are born in Alabama
by MARCUS MYERS April 23, 2023
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The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.
by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021
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