Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Wild Watermelon

When you make a black woman squirt but she's on her period

Yea I made my girl pull a Wild Watermelon last night in bed

by ThadChundercock January 6, 2023

Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a metaphor for something that just does not exist. It seems plausible, because artificial watermelon flavor usually has sugar added. But an actual watermelon has no sugar, in fact people add salt instead. So it could also possibly be an ironic example that is substituting sugar for salt .

She is just too good to be true, she's watermelon sugar.

She appears to be sweet, but at closer taste most definitely salty.

by Aleister's Protegé August 23, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

The word that’s been stuck at #1 trending for over a year, because the words on the Trending page for this website haven’t been updated in over a year, most likely because Urban Dictionary staff either completely forgot that the page existed, or because they gave up and purposefully abandoned it.

The Trending page is more frozen than a Canadian lake during the Winter. I mean, even if it’s about the Harry Styles song, THE HARRY STYLES SONG “WATERMELON SUGAR” WAS RELEASED IN MAY 2020. IT’S JUNE 2021 THIS IS RIDICULOUS

by nlolhere June 10, 2021

Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.

I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him

by Hampterman July 3, 2021

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021