December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

april 9th

April 9th is National send a nude day🤔send a picture or video to your friend🙈(with consent)

“hey its april 9th, want a vid?”

by shrekismommy April 9, 2022

November 9th

Mac & cheese day

November 9th is a day where we all enjoy some Mac and cheese

by WR15 May 8, 2020

9th Position

A sex position performed like the famous 69. One person is performing oral while the other watches tv.

Last night BGT was on and Phil and I did the 9th position.

by Upstatnygal69 September 20, 2020

March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

October 9th

National flying cat day, on October 9th everyone must put a cat on a leash and fly for 20 minutes.

“It’s October 9th! Damn, guess I gotta go fly a cat”

by David Skinner October 8, 2020

May 9th

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

by writerperson69 May 4, 2022