December 1st

The day signifying the end of No Nut November where for a month a man does not masturbate and the beginning of Destroy Dick December where a man beats his dick as much and hard as he wants all month

"Bro whats todays date?" "December 1st." "Hell yeah, I'm gonna go fap bro."

by Boibillybob November 27, 2019

August 1st

Today is the day your partner has to send nudes

Gf- do u know what today is 😠😠
Bf- oh yeaaaa August 1st

by Chu papi August 01, 2021

July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

by thetruemeaningsofwords May 18, 2020

May 1st

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

by Otter demon spawn February 13, 2020

1st of June

Give your friend (Liam) 1 pound fifty

Its the 1st of June lets go give our friend (Liam) 1 pound fifty

by A prody boy May 28, 2021

1st August

The day where the most cute girls are born.

She was born on 1st August! She’s probably an angel!

by Arra April 19, 2020

January 1st

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.

Damn that girl looks like January 1st

by 18andCounting February 09, 2009