April 13th

April thirteenth is international fuck-a-friend day. Huh, they really let any moron make one of these

“Well Hannah, it’s april 13th, you know what that means!”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

February 13th

February 13th is the day soulmates start dating. if you start dating someone on this day you are now officially the best couple ever

omg you got together on February 13th y’all are definitely soulmates

by sunshine6564 October 4, 2021

November 13th

November 13th is National 'everything i wanted' Day. Its to celebrate everything that you have been through in your life

P1:Well its november 13th lets celebrate
P2:i had a dream i got everything i wanted

by Not where im supposed to be November 13, 2019

January 13th

Tell a guy he’s super handsome day

Girl: It’s January 13th! Let’s to go tell tyler he’s super handsome!

by a_potato_hahaha January 12, 2021

April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

13th november

People born on this day are people who arnt a pussy and goe out.

Jack isn’t a 13th November , he came out

by SmoothTesticle October 16, 2019