March 11th

March 11th is National Buy-A-TouHou-Fumo Day because Ze-0 said so

"its March 11th"
"So from where do we buy it ?"
"eBay."

by ze-0 March 10, 2021

April 11th

The day were Matthew Fahey wakes up from his 27 year slumber to get out of his sewers and slap your ass cheeks left to right.

What the bitch is that Matthew fahey? Time to dip mutha fucka, OH SHIT ITS APRIL 11th

by Denis the Menice October 16, 2019

11th january

people born on this day have shit curtains and are closeted homosexuals with small dicks. also known as national small dick day

did you hear alasdair just came out as gay?
yeah it was inevitable. he is born on the 11th january

by gladweenus November 6, 2019

11th commandment

An additional commandment added by God which states:

Thou shall not spoon another man's meat.

You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment

by balls? January 5, 2009

February 11th

The day where the worst person in the world was born

Hey Kirem has been so annoying

That's cause he was born on February 11th
Oh

by HEIHU November 4, 2019

11th September

Happy Skyscrapers and Planes Day!

- Is it the 11th September tomorrow?
- Yes and don't forget to bring your plane to the World Trade Centre like all other normal people.

by Anamericano0070071234 December 28, 2022

August 11th 2020

The day the most memorable Jo;Sniffy death occurs. Also known ; as the Plussys favorite day of the year.

Plussy;1: Hey what day is; it today?

Man.: Oh, August 11th 2020.

Plussy;1: oh No; we gotta save Jo!

by Kansamos_ July 17, 2020