rule 101

Rule 101 of the Internet: "If it has boobs, somebody would like to fuck it"

Person A: Someone made the Atlantic Ocean look like a naked female body, dude.
Person B: ...
Person A: I wanna fuck the Atlantic Ocean, bro-
Person B: *sigh* Rule 101...

by Michel_angelo September 10, 2021

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Soulmate 101

Instant connection to someone in prison that is more than 3 states away . True love that measures in courage and strength. A bond that Can Not be BROKEN .

Fact I’d Soulmate 101 , Julie meets Dallas . The End.

by Alovulpix_geng September 13, 2021

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I want to spend my life with you. I promised to marry you Julie... Why would I not want this to work? But if you want to leave me I can't force you to stay. That would be selfish of me. I just want you happy. So if being without me is what makes you happy then I'll have to accept that and just disapear out your life. You think that's what I want? It's not but do I have a choice? I can't make you love me. I love you so much this is so painful. Losing you. My biggest fear coming true. All I want is you so bad. Why can't I just have you. Why does everything have to go so wrong for me in life. Right when I finally find true happiness it gets snatched away from me. I'm deteriorating on the inside right now. I'm slowly gravitating towards self destruction. This pain is too unbearable. Fr

Big facts of SOULMATE 101 , once Dallas met Julie He could not imagine life without her.

by AloVulpix-Geng September 13, 2021

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101

101 Wilson. NYC dive bar , skate videos on tvs on repeat, club vibe parties on weekends. Sometimes Surf and snowboarding videos. Absolutely dive trash, sit on a keg, graffiti nerds on walls, good spicy margs, keep iT shhhhh

My broke skater ex will be at 101
She dances on the 101 seats on Friday nights
Never bring a date to 101

by Fembacco September 1, 2021

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