You’d think that Peter cannot exist, cause he’s so beyond perfect. You know when you read about great romances and perfect guys in books and want that feeling so badly, but in reality boys suck. And just when you giving up on that fabled love, there comes Peter. Every girl’s dream, the perfect boyfriend material. The sweetest, most special guy you’ll ever meet. He’s so easy to talk to, can always make you laugh, and just always knows the right thing to say, like he has a special talent to use the perfect words in every situation. And most importantly: when he’s around you, you feel incredibly loved. He sees the value in you that you didn’t even know existed. Not to mention that he’s that artistic type of guy who you’ll immediately fall in love with. Honestly, he’s the most attractive man you’ll ever meet... He has big dreams, but always has a plan to make them come true. So if you find your Peter, never let him go! And feel extremely lucky to have one.
by Lusszii January 2, 2021

A person that is too smart for his own good and acts like he doesn't know anything but tells you he does
also kind of a jackass and contradicts anything you say or saw
also kind of a jackass and contradicts anything you say or saw
by acedude May 2, 2016

Billy's mom thought that if she referred to his penis as his "Peter", no one would know what she meant when she yelled across the room and told him to stop playing with it.
by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018

hey peter your gay isnt this kool? well yeah i had to type something here or it wont let me send. FAG
by trangaholic December 15, 2008

Peter , Most of the time a short stubby child who is very overactive but he fits in with the crowd , who is very brainy due to parents , most of the time wealthy call there child peter because it sounds 'classy'.
by XxZetroCherryxX October 15, 2013

A polite way of telling someone that things are more difficult because someone got in your way. (Peter being a slang term used to refer to male genitalia; screwed)
by Matthew Newman October 14, 2007

Someone who is a pathological, compulsive liar that likes to make shit up like shooting people's kneecaps off and smuggling drugs during the weekends. Whereas in reality, he's just a bald, choir boy who is insecure, probably because he has a strict mom.
Person A: I was talking to Peter last night saying he's gonna smuggle some drugs to Poland...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...
by tooHott June 9, 2019
