hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 21, 2019

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 08, 2022

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 01, 2021

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 05, 2011

TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 11, 2018