gail tuttle 

term derived from the head of student life at high point university; refers to the spawn of satan; also refers to someone who corrupts an institution’s administration by taking bribes to cover up crimes such as rape, drug use, etc...

The administration covered up the fact I was pushing drugs because my parents paid a gail tuttle.

gail tuttle by d00 June 7, 2019

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014

turtled em 

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.

Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.

turtled em by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

turdler 

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

turdler by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007