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National suck dick day

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National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.
Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?

Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.

Susan : oh really, is it now

Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
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Dick Suck 

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What a U.S. Marine calls a mouth, also known as a pie hole or cock holster.
Shut your freakin dick suck, I'm sick of hearing about the sand in your vagina.
Dick Suck by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006
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sucky suck 

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in the action of giving head ; blowjob ; sloppy top
"Hey Jack i heard Kristen gave you that good sucky suck last weekend"

"Yeah she's really good at the sucky suck
sucky suck by moe.hoe February 23, 2017
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YOU SUCK 

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a) a term used to convey to a person that they are talking total NONSENSE.
b) a term used when there is lack of better comebacks
c) a term used to make it look like u were listening to a conversation when in truth u have no idea as to wht the speaker was talking about. NOTE: even though this may seem like a completely random thing to say, it has a high success rate.
a) "Bush rocks!!"
A: "YOU SUCK"

b) "You think you're better than me??? Huh?? Do you?? "
A: "YOU SUCK"

c) ".... and so thats how i landed up in the shithole with horse crap all over me. So anyone who says it was my fault can go die. What do u think?"
A: "YOU SUCK"

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blonde girl : "snif sniff my boyfriend left me..he thinks i m fat... do u think i m fat?"

A: "uhhh... YOU SUCK?"
YOU SUCK by freakazoids August 2, 2007
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fair suck of the sav 

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An equal chance or share just like everyone else.

To be given a fair shake in life like anyone else.

Usually said when one person is hogging all the wealth.

Sav means saveloy or chipolata sausage or bright red cocktail sausage down under, usually served piping hot with toothpicks and accompanied by heaps of train crash.
eg: Kevin was second in line at the open bar, only to hear the bartender tell the guy in front that there were only 3 bottles of Coopers red ale left.
"Fair suck of the SAV, mate," he exclaimed, "what is this, a wedding or a funeral?"
fair suck of the sav by Col D'Fruit October 8, 2020
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YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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