UR DAD

Ur dad is a bad comeback for ur mom

brandon: ur mom
leslie: ur dad
lauren: you both are losers

by Aubreysbat November 1, 2022

Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife

I feel really bad for Stacy's dad

by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

Ur dad

Never came back with the milk

Friend : hey how's ur dad?
Me : I'm lactose intolerant because of him

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 17, 2023