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Jim and John

That ho will do anything. Homey told me was down with Jim and John.
by Trailer Screw January 7, 2017
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William John

by EffieLeo July 15, 2010
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John Doe

Serial killer from the movie Seven.

One of Steven Seagal's characters.

Default name for your multiplayer character on Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield.
"He got killed by John Doe"
by Darracker July 12, 2004
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john rocker

When a minority girl is giving you head while you're standing up, keeping her mouth still and you're thrusting in and out. As soon as you're about to cum you take your dick out put your balls out and shoot her in the eye like a john rocker fastball coming straight for a black man's face
"she gave me awesome head and when i said i was about to come i gave her a john rocker"
by The Dig May 9, 2006
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John Lennon

The majority who say that he was God or anything like that is a fucking idiot, which I guess makes most of the authors on this subject such people. Such people have probably gone off to their friends to talk about how much "ganja" they (don't actually) smoke everyday.

Great person and musician, but no more than a human being. I'd say RIP and all that shit, but we've got enough of this BS memorial crap by people who think they should've spoken at his funeral. Say what you want, he was a rich bastard. A very talented, spiritual, and memorable artist, but a rich bastard none the less.

No, don't cry over the atrocities perpetuated by your "government" every single day. Cry over a dead pop-star while the things he wanted to see changed in this world continue to be neglected.

Don't even joke about him being God if you're just exaggerating, you sound like a scene kid. Or maybe that's what you're going for? Half the people who wrote these defs probably weren't even alive when he was assassinated, and they probably think they're huge fans because they listened to Abbey Road and play "Beatles Wannabe-Retro Cash-In" - I mean, Rockband.

Mark Chapman may have been a psycho but he was right about one thing, and that's about people holding up celebrities to positions they don't deserve, and acting all sappy after the celebrity dies. If people did it for Michael Jackson when he died after all the garbage they slung at him, I don't believe one word of their so-called "respects".
I'm an atheist, by the way. Maybe that will further persuade you to give this a thumbs down. :)

John Lennon wasn't God.

See: Musician
by Drukqs2 December 12, 2009
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The John Cena

When you fuck your bitch into the poohole, you aks her :"who's the champ ?" Then she'll probably answer: "You are !"
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.
Yo ma bich who's the Boss ?

YOU !

*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!

*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*

Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.
by Mr. Avocado January 12, 2016
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John Grizzly

To describe someone who consumes/eats/swallows objects not meant to be ingested eg: Motor oil, cigarettes and used prophlactics.
After a night out, I am such a John Grizzly, I come home and am so hungry I eat the wax accumulated in my ear!
by Sir Fabsalot April 16, 2006
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