Jordan 

Having a big ass head

Damn you lookin like a Jordan today

Jordan by Himothy06 October 20, 2022

Jordans 

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

Jordans by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022

Jordan Carrero 

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

Jordan Carrero by anonymous October 23, 2022

jordan 

jordan hates kabria

jordan hates kabria

jordan by anonymous October 24, 2022

Jordan 

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.

Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you

Jordan by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Jordan 

Jordan, a lovely PIECE OF FUCKING NIGGA BITCH, HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES INFRONT OF HIM, HE EVEN ATE MY FUCKING DOG. HES A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT AND VAPES TO ACT TOUGH AND NIGGERISH, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

"hey look at jordan being a dumabss nigga again."
"hes doing the jordan again."

Jordan by ur mother gay asf October 31, 2022

jordan sampath 

cool sexy guy with glasses

omg he playes basketball so well, hes such a JORDAN SAMPATH

jordan sampath by ur mother simps for lithu November 6, 2022