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The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.
Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home
by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 5, 2024
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air

a tune or short harmonious composition, typically a song.
In this sense, "air" refers to a simple, often lyrical, melody or song. It's typically a memorable and harmonious composition.

Here are a few sentences demonstrating this usage:

The musician composed a beautiful air that brought tears to the eyes of the audience.
She hummed a lively air as she went about her morning routine.
The folk singer performed a haunting traditional air about lost love.
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2025
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iPhone air

an iPhone so cooked it makes the iPhone 16e look good
the iPhone air is doomed to flop
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air yeet

When someone uses Telekenesis in a horror movie to throw someone.
Guy 1: "Bro got air yeeted!"
Guy 2: "Frfr"
by ImmaBitchassMotherfuck July 1, 2025
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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Air-DJ

The gen-z version of the air-guitarist. Amed with their pre-recorded DJ set, usually seen with their fingers flying off every random unused knob of the mixer like their fingers are getting burnt on the knobs.
Air guitar is so yesterday, it's all about the air-DJ now
by Lektroid March 20, 2024
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