Mac French toast

When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.

I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.

guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.

by mayalex September 19, 2021

french entrance

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021