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Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
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Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
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