brown hound

Loose term for a female who prefers and encourages butt sex over traditional vaginal intercourse for the sole purpose of making engaging males doubt their heterosexuality.

Bro 1: Hey man, why the long face?
Bro 2: I hooked up with this questionable brown hound last night and now my dick is brown.
Bro 1: Dude, that totally doesn't make you gay. One in four men will make that mistake in their lifetime, you can't blame yourself.
Bro 2: I think it's safe to say my friendship with Kelsei will never be the same.
Bro 1: Awww, give me a hug, no homo.

by broseph145 November 20, 2010

brown walled

The art of bare-ass farting against your own wall and echoing the sound into the other room

Bryan was being annoying, so I brown walled him!

by Gregory January 27, 2006

Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Brown Line

The railway that runs alongside the Hershey Highway.

Ooop, I feel a Brown Line Express coming through...

by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

The Brown Copperfield

When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your partner and they will believe they have shit the bed.

Man, I accidently shit the bed last night and I had to pull The Brown Copperfield over on Sarah.

by Rotten1977 March 5, 2008

Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007

the brown test

testing a new friendship to see if scat is an option. while having intercourse with a person drop a fart and see how they react.

john used the brown test on michelle last night and then he shit on her face.

john: *Farts
michelle: mmm
john: can i poo on your face?

by envarticious March 18, 2009