boner solstice

Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.

Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox

by SapDMan January 29, 2017

Mod Boner

A moderator who's on a power trip.
Mostly used on reddit and discord.

Guy 1: "Ayo,that dude has a huge ass mod boner."
Mod: *Guy 1 has been banned for sexism.*

by CombineTheElite August 2, 2021

anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012

Stub-Boner

A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.

"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."

by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

Revolution Boner

- When a person gets excited, or gets a "Revolution Boner" after watching a documentary or propaganda for a specific cause.

That Anonymous video gave me a Revolution Boner! Lets go overthrow some tyrant governments!

by Kfz August 18, 2013

Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013