Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 27, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

WaffleTime

A YouTuber well known for his Terraria challenge videos and his extremely vulgar humor.

WaffleTime is my favorite YouTuber.

“Our favorite leafy milf, Plantera.”
“EPIC HELLSTONE MOWING SESSION”
“Try to reforge ONE item with the Goblin Tinkerer and tell me he has a dick and balls.”
“We try to tell the Queen Pee that urine fetishes are unsanitary and quite frankly disgusting.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 19, 2023

WaffleGrate

When you’re shat on a woven garden chair and grate your shit between the holes like a cheese grater.

Oops, I’ve shat myself on my garden chair, I better wafflegrate it away.

by WaffleProder July 28, 2023

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024