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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
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Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man
Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot
by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018
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Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".
Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!
by billybee69 November 24, 2010
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nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!
"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.
Slap!...u have just been fucktarded
by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004
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you nut

"I can't believe I failed my exams"

"did you revise?"

"No"

"Well then no wonder you failed you nut!"
by youngscribe December 23, 2017
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chicken nuts

reproductive organs of a chicken. taste delicious when fried in pig fat.
"I want me some good ol' chicken nuts!"
by Chicken McNutty Nuts April 24, 2003
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