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Jordan

Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."
by shesaywhat May 26, 2025
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Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.
Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!
by doobielicious February 19, 2021
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Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate
I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”
by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.
by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018
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Jordan

Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan
by FaDeZShadow June 6, 2018
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