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Toastas

A gypsy looking guy who grew up in Athens and is busting your balls about a dumb place called Kalamata. He is in love with his cheap ass ford fiesta and thinks he can pull chicks with it. Pathological liar , thats why his friends ( they are not really his friends ) call him Aisopos. The reality about this guy is that his is scared of his own shadow and the only thing that he is good at is eating toast. ( kyv is his bio dad )
Girl 1 : Ohhh fuck there is that guy with the white fiesta thats been busting our balls blasting Young Light on his speakers
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
by Yournextdad November 6, 2024
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Toaster

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"
by Toaster bath enjoyer December 2, 2024
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toaster rip

a bong rip of weed mixed with tobacco
yo bro that toaster rip has me dizzy
by bigolddoinks December 10, 2024
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Toaster strudel

A very intense way of having rough hardcore sex
Aye bitch let’s toaster strudel
by Pappygottadigbick December 17, 2024
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Toaster Horror

A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.
"This is such a toaster horror game, its been almost 10 minutes without a jumpscare."
by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024
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Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast
Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?
by SirDeimos January 27, 2026
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toast

slang for acid or lsd
YOU GOT THE TOAST, MAN?! Yeah. I've been keeping in in the fridge.
"WANNA EAT SOME TOAST WITH ME?!" Sure man, that sounds like a great idea.
by flicksmart February 8, 2026
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