saggy potato

A saggy potato is Jodie.

Jodie your such a saggy potato

saggy potato by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

Dirty Potato by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

Sac Potato

A punch of thots in a Potato Sac

Angel and his friends are such a Sac Potato.

Sac Potato by Saccs October 3, 2018

Sweet Potato Dick Casserole 

When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.

If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!

Sweet Potato Dick Casserole by Clitney October 16, 2018

bean potato 

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

bean potato by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

Mash potato head 

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

Mash potato head by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Hairy Potato 

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

Hairy Potato by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018